Homeless are Funny

Some of them are true comedians!

I've been learning lots from them that's for sure!

Here are just a few of my learnings (as told to me by my new acquaintances):

• "You have no friends on the street. Just alliances and allegiances."
• "Good thing I just smoke weed. Those crackheads can't tell the difference on how cold it is out there."
• "I lived in Quebec in 1972....made over $20.00 an hour in construction. Cigarettes cost me .75 cents and a 24 of beer was $5.00. I always had tons of money on me. That's why I'm like this today."