Thai Massage Confusion

I'm having a tough time trying to understand my Thai massage instructor...Porn.

I had forgotten how bad her English was.

'Pu' 'Pus' 'Clack' 'Clack' 'Meber' 'Tree' 'Rock' I can go on forever.

I've given up.

I have 3 hours left in my course.

I think I'll just have her fill the time by giving me a massage like she did this morning on my last hour of instruction.

She is really good at what she does....she just cannot communicate it.

Good thing I don't have an exam.