I Hate ALL Lawnwork

I just spent the last two hours raking up my lawn before the major snowfall that is coming hits my lawn.

I noticed my neighbour cleaning up her lawn the other day, and of course this put pressure on me to do the same.

I don't have trees on my property for a reason, yet, my lawn has dead crab apples, pine cones and leaves. This bugs me.

I also have empty peanut shells that the cute black squirrels insist on eating on my property.

As you can guess, I don't feed the squirrels either.

I want to post a sign on my lawn that says KEEP OFF as owner is lazy and hates doing the lawn.