My Red Light Neighbourhood

I'm in prime real estate in Prague. Right across the street from several main tourist attractions.

"Big, flashy and expensive, Darling is a tourist-oriented brothel that will knock your sox off, perhaps literally, with its sheer audacity and brashness. Something of a Disneyland for adults, this place is packed nightly with up to 100 of the prettiest robocopulators you've ever seen. Helpful street hawkers in orange jackets are happy to give you a free tour before you commit. And if you don't like what you see you can pop across the street to the equally large (but slightly less beautiful) Cabaret Atlas."

I'm NOT planning to go there.....unless of course some of my buddies from the Dragoman trip were here.

They liked to expert with new things.